"This is too scary. I'm gonna crap my pants!"

"I'm going to say it right now, if I get rug burn where the sun don't shine, it will be 100% your fault Mom."

"Emily, what I have I told you about making it look like I have a toupee of fake hair!"

"Come on Dana, I'm a baby and even I'm joining the happy-open-mouth-pose!"

"WHO IS THIS WOMAN AND WHY IS SHE HOLDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"