"This is too scary. I'm gonna crap my pants!"

"I'm going to say it right now, if I get rug burn where the sun don't shine, it will be 100% your fault Mom."

"Emily, what I have I told you about making it look like I have a toupee of fake hair!"

"Come on Dana, I'm a baby and even I'm joining the happy-open-mouth-pose!"

"WHO IS THIS WOMAN AND WHY IS SHE HOLDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"I think my pee just leaked through my diaper. Does Nephi look bummed?"

"My Grandpa raced motorcycles?"

"There is nothing like a clean diaper and a belly full of breast milk...am I right?"

"Explain to me again what you did when I was circumcised"

"Hey Dad, let's switch, you in the flat boring crib and me with this pretty lady in the memory-foam-king-sized-bed!"

"I call this my mosque worshiping outfit...thanks Mom."

"I smell food. May I?"

"Isn't this the woman who you said wrapped you in blankets and spun you around? Get me out of here!!!!!!!!"

"I don't know what is more embarrassing, bathing naked in front of family, or kissing them on the lips. Meet my aunt Emily, who has zero problems with PDA."

"Some day, I will play out there."

"Why is my hair falling out?"

"When I wear my sweats low I feel like I'm rollin' dirty...literally...like there may be crap in my diaper pushing my sweats lower."

"My aunt either has a crazy big beer belly or I have a cousin on the way! Please be option # 2"

 

"And you are?"

"Mom, is this guy being serious?

"Ballard again? Wake me up when Holland is on."

"Earth to Mom and Dad. We ain't in sunny California anymore, can one of you put my beanie on correctly...like over my ears? If this is any indication of your parenting skills, I am in for quite the adventure."

Finnegan Captioned

The purpose of this blog is to caption Finnegan Santiago's life. Based on his facial expressions and early communications, you can tell he has a unique personality and that he is very sarcastic. So I'm here to interpret what he wants to tell the world...one picture at a time.